A special place in hell..

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

Oh, come on. It's Christmas. Try not to be so picky. 

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

I bought us one of those office style tape dispensers a few years ago.  One of the best fivers I've ever spent.

Or those who leave coffee granules in the sugar tin. Work place "no no".

........and even more purgatory for the first person who attempts to use it and strips it /splits it so that you get a very thin strip of tape winding around the roll 4 times

What about people who rip half the foil covering off a tub of spread, use it and put it back in the fridge, the same types that leave all toast crumbs in it.

Dominic said:

........and even more purgatory for the first person who attempts to use it and strips it /splits it so that you get a very thin strip of tape winding around the roll 4 times

First up against the wall those people will be.

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

Taking the last of any bottled / jarred / boxed product but leaving enough in the bottom so it's not completely empty but not enough to be of any use to the next person.  Jam, Marmalade, Milk, Cereal etc etc.  I'm looking at you Mrs Fab.

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

What, you mean you'd damn all women??    :o

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

Timcito said:

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

What, you mean you'd damn all women??    :o

It's not gender specific.....

Sellotape and scissors are currently not in their usual place. Neither of them  :p

Emp_Fab said:

Taking the last of any bottled / jarred / boxed product but leaving enough in the bottom so it's not completely empty but not enough to be of any use to the next person.  Jam, Marmalade, Milk, Cereal etc etc.  I'm looking at you Mrs Fab.

Lol. This is me. The wife goes mental when I leave eight pieces of fusilli in the packet.

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

I would suggest that marmite in the butter is a far, far worse offence.

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is eating sweets that come in plastic tubs.

FTFY

CavemanGrogg said:

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

These people are just as bad as the deviants who play bass, like telecasters, like caravans, bring live chickens into the bedroom, and gingers.

They're lost cause no hopper write offs, a true bane and stain on civilised society.

Can you elaborate on 'bring live chickens into the bedroom'?

Offset said:

CavemanGrogg said:

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

These people are just as bad as the deviants who play bass, like telecasters, like caravans, bring live chickens into the bedroom, and gingers.

They're lost cause no hopper write offs, a true bane and stain on civilised society.

Can you elaborate on 'bring live chickens into the bedroom'?

Grogg's a breast man.

Offset said:

CavemanGrogg said:

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

These people are just as bad as the deviants who play bass, like telecasters, like caravans, bring live chickens into the bedroom, and gingers.

They're lost cause no hopper write offs, a true bane and stain on civilised society.

Can you elaborate on 'bring live chickens into the bedroom'?

dear god no!!!

digitalscream said:

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

I would suggest that marmite in the butter is a far, far worse offence.

Marmite in the marmite is the worst. Should be unmade in Mordor where it came from 

Offset said:

Can you elaborate on 'bring live chickens into the bedroom'?

If this is the first time Grogg backs up something with photos, you're to blame. 

TheMarlin said:

The very dashed cheek of the chap...

munckee said:

digitalscream said:

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

I would suggest that marmite in the butter is a far, far worse offence.

Marmite in the marmite is the worst. Should be unmade in Mordor where it came from from whence it came.

FTFY

CavemanGrogg said:

These people are just as bad as the deviants who play bass, like telecasters, like caravans, bring live chickens into the bedroom, and gingers.

I feel like paying a large ginger chicken to jump out of a caravan some night, barge into your bedroom, and slap you around with a Telecaster-shaped bass.  I just have to find the right cock for the job.

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

I've reached a point where all I do is transfer some cash, no sellotape necessary.

VimFuego said:

Offset said:

CavemanGrogg said:

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

These people are just as bad as the deviants who play bass, like telecasters, like caravans, bring live chickens into the bedroom, and gingers.

They're lost cause no hopper write offs, a true bane and stain on civilised society.

Can you elaborate on 'bring live chickens into the bedroom'?

dear god no!!!

I enjoy wrapping presents, it's cathartic and quite satisfying.

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

Butter, in and of itself, is a capital crime in my book, except perhaps as a cooking ingredient.

There is an exception to the sweet wrapper rule... we'd always leave the little black paper After Eight envelopes in the box, and just when you thought they were all empty you'd find one with a chocolate still in it.  Such a feeling of triumph.

Philly_Q said:

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

Butter, in and of itself, is a capital crime in my book, except perhaps as a cooking ingredient.

There is an exception to the sweet wrapper rule... we'd always leave the little black paper After Eight envelopes in the box, and just when you thought they were all empty you'd find one with a chocolate still in it.  Such a feeling of triumph.

Yes, that Last Tango in Paris thing wasn't particularly savoury.

Headphones said:

For those who smooth over the end of the sellotape.

digitalscream said:

BillDL said:

Butter in the marmite is a capital crime in my book, as is putting empty sweet wrappers back into the plastic tub.

I would suggest that marmite in the butter is a far, far worse offence.

Beat me to it