Legal Question re Christmas

All- a simple legal question

Remember in Covid times when, if you were caught with your family around for Christmas, the Police would show up and they'd arrest them all?

Just wondering if this service is still available?

DM me....

If you find out PM me. Please. 

I'm sure you can pay for a load of men in uniform to turn up, though whether they're actual policemen or not is another matter..

strtdv said:

I'm sure you can pay for a load of men in uniform to turn up, though whether they're actual policemen or not is another matter..

Oooooooo....win/win then.....

That’s the trouble with Britain today. You can’t even rely on the police to arrest your family anymore.

Gassage said:

All- a simple legal question

Remember in Covid times when, if you were caught with your family around for Christmas, the Police would show up and they'd arrest them all?

Just wondering if this service is still available?

DM me....

Doesn't it depend on the size of the gathering?  That isn't a euphemism BTW  ;)

Gassage said:

All- a simple legal question

Remember in Covid times when, if you were caught with your family around for Christmas, the Police would show up and they'd arrest them all?

Just wondering if this service is still available?

DM me....

Brilliant.   Made me laugh out loud... just got family turn up so this made my day

Just tell the coppers all your  family members misgendered you on twatter...locked up with a thrown away key...

I am actually dreading tomorrow.

We are catering for 21. It will literally be Peter Kay and the Emergency Chairs sketch.

Gassage said:

I am actually dreading tomorrow.

We are catering for 21. It will literally be Peter Kay and the Emergency Chairs sketch.

Wow. I'm cooking for 7 and I think that's enough.  Stay strong. 

Supportact said:

Gassage said:

I am actually dreading tomorrow.

We are catering for 21. It will literally be Peter Kay and the Emergency Chairs sketch.

Wow. I'm cooking for 7 and I think that's enough.  Stay strong. 

Pickled Red Cabbage in brandy, bacon, rosemary and prunes already done.

Bread in process of rising.....

This isn't a Tesco menu.....

Gassage said:

I am actually dreading tomorrow.

We are catering for 21. It will literally be Peter Kay and the Emergency Chairs sketch.

Feck me.  There's four of us and we've been stressing with prep all morning!!!  Take my tip - start on the sauce tomorrow before the guests arrive.  You'll cruise though the day.  Just smile, nod benignly at everyone and raise your glass frequently.

The best thing about cooking is you can stay in the kitchen all day and avoid the social carnage 

For the first time I can remember we have no one around for Christmas. I am rather pleased. Having to pick up and drop relatives off was always a pain, yes I am a miserable git.

Someone posted some photos today that he shot during the first lock down on the Fujifilm subreddit today and I thought....life was much simpler in those days in some ways!  No interaction, work from home, peace and quiet.